How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You
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- Create Date：2021-04-08 13:59:34
- Update Date：2025-09-06
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- Author：Matthew Inman
- ISBN：1449410243
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Summary
If your cat is kneading you， that's not a sign of affection。 Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness。 If your cat brings you a dead animal， this isn't a gift。 It's a warning。 How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is an offering of cat comics， facts， and instructional guides from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal。com。
How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites， such as "Cat vs。 Internet，" "How to Pet a Kitty，" and "The Bobcats，" plus 17 brand-new， never-before-seen cat jokes。 A pullout poster is included at the back of the book。
How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites， such as "Cat vs。 Internet，" "How to Pet a Kitty，" and "The Bobcats，" plus 17 brand-new， never-before-seen cat jokes。 A pullout poster is included at the back of the book。
Reviews
Linda
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If you don’t own a cat， most of this will go right past you。 I loved this book。 I actually laughed out loud several times！
Youssef
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واحد من ألطف الكتب التي قرأتها。
Chelsea Strong
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I read this so fast and loved it。 I could connect to so much。 I found myself laughing out loud and rereading sections to my husband。 This will be a book I reread again and again！ MVP: Nonfiction no MVP
Jenna 📚
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The art was well done。 The humor not so much。 I laughed twice。 Twice！Disappointing。
Hana Bishtawi
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Hilarious！
Mya Lovell
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I love it。 It’s fun and light and just overall a funny read。 100% recommend
Justin Barrette
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It's a book you read on the crapper。 It's a book you read on the crapper。 。。。more
Nichole
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Hilarious read for cat lovers！
Ashley Holbert
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Overall Opinion:Not as good as his newest one。 I felt like the title was a little misleading， because I didn't expect cats to work in an office。 Still funny though。 Overall Opinion:Not as good as his newest one。 I felt like the title was a little misleading， because I didn't expect cats to work in an office。 Still funny though。 。。。more
James
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Absolutely hilarious！ I’m such a fan of his humor！ Highly recommend！
Hoai Tran
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This book is amazing in the way the author makes things in daily life related to cats- many people' favorite pet。 It's supposed to make people laugh at the most normal things in life which can make us happy but sometimes we forget about， not to take it too seriously。 This book is amazing in the way the author makes things in daily life related to cats- many people' favorite pet。 It's supposed to make people laugh at the most normal things in life which can make us happy but sometimes we forget about， not to take it too seriously。 。。。more
Karolina Lason
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Came across this book while looking for something quick to read to pass the time and it immediately brought a smile on my face。 It reminded me of the time I adopted this adorable cat that lived with the previous owners in the house I moved into。 And it reminded me of all the weird and wonderful （and some questionable） things he used to do to keep me entertained， like leaving a dead pigeon on the kitchen floor and watching proudly the horror on my face when I discovered it， or just sitting on the Came across this book while looking for something quick to read to pass the time and it immediately brought a smile on my face。 It reminded me of the time I adopted this adorable cat that lived with the previous owners in the house I moved into。 And it reminded me of all the weird and wonderful （and some questionable） things he used to do to keep me entertained， like leaving a dead pigeon on the kitchen floor and watching proudly the horror on my face when I discovered it， or just sitting on the bedside cabinet watching me fall sleep at night which I always found slightly creepy。 The book contains some funny and some not so funny cartoons （and few that I wasn't too sure what to think of）。 It was a quick read though and something that brightened my day which I definitely needed。 I think my favourites were:'Bringing you dead animals， this isn't a gift。 It's a warning。' - ha， now I know！'Kneading on you。 You may this this is a sign of affection but your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weaknesses。' 'Pawing at your face while you sleep。 Cats aren’t very good at smothering people， but this won’t stop them from trying。' 。。。more
Dominic
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It was。。。 interesting。
Fumi
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Every cat owner should ready this。
Emily Dybdahl
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I like the cartoon kitties and the laughs about how loud they are， their staring contests， the quick mood changes from affectionate to fierce， the claws， and the grass eating。 It wasn't a super hilarious book， but it was a fun "gag gift" sort of book。 I like the cartoon kitties and the laughs about how loud they are， their staring contests， the quick mood changes from affectionate to fierce， the claws， and the grass eating。 It wasn't a super hilarious book， but it was a fun "gag gift" sort of book。 。。。more
Stan
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A quick little read。 I had a couple of laugh out loud moments， but not that many。 Not bad， but worth going out of your way to find。 Recommended to those who have a friend who lets you borrow their copy。
Maricruz
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La primera parte me ha hecho gracia， en la segunda ya tenía un poco de indigestión de chistes， y la sección sobre «Cómo saber si tu gato es homosexual empedernido» sobra por completo。
Marina Dranitsaris
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ridiculous graphic novel - very uneven
Michelle
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Not funny like I hoped。 Unimpressed and is almost impossible to read tiny text。
Steph G。
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Wonderful - drawings， humor， philosophy， all of it。I bought this for my cat-crazy daughter and ended up reading it over & over。 ROFL funny。
Jackie
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A lighthearted enjoyable story to brighten your day。 I learned quite a bit about cats。
Claire
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wasn't keen on the 'bobcats' section， but 5 stars for the 'cat vs internet' that makes me cry laughing every time， so i'll settle for 4 stars。 it really is great seeing these comics in print。 wasn't keen on the 'bobcats' section， but 5 stars for the 'cat vs internet' that makes me cry laughing every time， so i'll settle for 4 stars。 it really is great seeing these comics in print。 。。。more
Ela
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Kurzweilig， zum Teil mit sehr schwarzen Humor gespickt。 Mich konnte zwar nicht jede der Geschichten überzeugen， aber dennoch musste ich einige Male sehr schmunzeln。
Enas
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الله！
Laura
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Zuckersüße und witzige Comic-Sammlung。 Musste einige Male laut lachen。
Elesa Huibregtse
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If you know anything about cats， especially if you've lived with one， or you just want a good laugh， this book is hilarious！！ I'm keeping an eye on our cat now。。。 If you know anything about cats， especially if you've lived with one， or you just want a good laugh， this book is hilarious！！ I'm keeping an eye on our cat now。。。 。。。more
Ann Andrews
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Hilarious！ Most cat owners can relate for sure。
Maye
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A well written book。 Enjoyed reading it。
Marlin
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A well written book。 Enjoyed reading it。
Caleb
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